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Our Beers

Every batch we've brewed. A chronicle of our brewing evolution.

36 beers
Monashee — American Pale Ale, poured.

Monashee

American Pale Ale

Batch №39 — Tapped 2026-Feb

5.3% ABV72 days on tap
Heart of Hammersmith — Best Bitter, poured.

Heart of Hammersmith

Best Bitter

Batch №38 — Tapped 2026-Feb

4.1% ABV72 days on tap
18th Amendment — Pre-Prohibition Lager, poured.

18th Amendment

Pre-Prohibition Lager

Batch №37 — Tapped 2025-Aug

4.7% ABV150 days on tap
Juicy Fruits II — Hazy IPA (New England / NEIPA), poured.

Juicy Fruits II

Hazy IPA (New England / NEIPA)

Batch №36 — Tapped 2025-Jul

5.8% ABV182 days on tap
Ku Klutz — Kölsch, poured.

Ku Klutz

Kölsch

Batch №35 — Tapped 2025-Jul

5.0% ABV31 days on tap
Kristoff Doppelgänger — Baltic Porter, poured.

Kristoff Doppelgänger

Baltic Porter

Batch №34 — Tapped 2025-Jul

9.2% ABV275 days on tap
Helles Half Acre — Munich Helles, poured.

Helles Half Acre

Munich Helles

Batch №32 — Tapped 2025-May

5.1% ABV0 days on tap
Didier's Discovery — Saison, poured.

Didier's Discovery

Saison

Batch №31 — Tapped 2024-Aug

3.3% ABV104 days on tap
Large Barge (Fat Tug Clone) — American IPA, poured.

Large Barge (Fat Tug Clone)

American IPA

Batch №30 — Tapped 2024-Jul

7.5% ABV657 days on tap
Juicy Fruits — Hazy IPA (New England / NEIPA), poured.

Juicy Fruits

Hazy IPA (New England / NEIPA)

Batch №29 — Tapped 2024-Apr

5.9% ABV727 days on tap
Side Chick — Blonde Ale, poured.

Side Chick

Blonde Ale

Batch №28 — Tapped 2024-Apr

4.6% ABV193 days on tap
Larry's Breakfast — Oatmeal Stout, poured.

Larry's Breakfast

Oatmeal Stout

Batch №27 — Tapped 2023-Dec

5.0% ABV845 days on tap
Back Off, Shorty — Belgian Tripel, poured.

Back Off, Shorty

Belgian Tripel

Batch №26 — Tapped 2023-Dec

8.5% ABV845 days on tap
Headless Horseman III — Pumpkin Spice Beer, poured.

Headless Horseman III

Pumpkin Spice Beer

Batch №25 — Tapped 2023-Oct

5.1% ABV910 days on tap
The Colonel — Kentucky Common, poured.

The Colonel

Kentucky Common

Batch №24 — Tapped 2023-Oct

4.7% ABV931 days on tap
Freshman II — Wet Hopped American Pale Ale, poured.

Freshman II

Wet Hopped American Pale Ale

Batch №23 — Tapped 2023-Oct

4.2% ABV922 days on tap
Leather Apron — Dark Mild, poured.

Leather Apron

Dark Mild

Batch №22 — Tapped 2023-Oct

4.6% ABV931 days on tap
Freyjas Touch — American-Style Pale Ale, poured.

Freyjas Touch

American-Style Pale Ale

Batch №21 — Tapped 2023-Sep

5.1% ABV958 days on tap
Ku Klutz — Kölsch, poured.

Ku Klutz

Kölsch

Batch №20 — Tapped 2023-Sep

4.5% ABV27 days on tap
Il Giapetto — Cream Ale, poured.

Il Giapetto

Cream Ale

Batch №19 — Tapped 2023-Sep

4.7% ABV0 days on tap
Relativity — American-Style Pale Ale, poured.

Relativity

American-Style Pale Ale

Batch №18 — Tapped 2023-Sep

4.9% ABV0 days on tap
Dunkle Buck — Dunkles Bock, poured.

Dunkle Buck

Dunkles Bock

Batch №17 — Tapped 2022-Dec

5.0% ABV163 days on tap
Get To Da Choppa — American-Style Pale Ale, poured.

Get To Da Choppa

American-Style Pale Ale

Batch №16 — Tapped 2022-Dec

3.9% ABV173 days on tap
Pretty Fly White Guy — South German-Style Hefeweizen, poured.

Pretty Fly White Guy

South German-Style Hefeweizen

Batch №15 — Tapped 2022-Aug

4.3% ABV115 days on tap
Hazy Daze — New England IPA, poured.

Hazy Daze

New England IPA

Batch №14 — Tapped 2022-Jul

4.9% ABV127 days on tap
Sunny Days — Kölsch, poured.

Sunny Days

Kölsch

Batch №13 — Tapped 2022-Jul

3.9% ABV30 days on tap
Black Beauty — American Porter, poured.

Black Beauty

American Porter

Batch №12 — Tapped 2022-Jul

5.1% ABV315 days on tap
The Dog's Bollocks — Extra Special Bitter, poured.

The Dog's Bollocks

Extra Special Bitter

Batch №11 — Tapped 2022-Jul

5.3% ABV5 days on tap
Beatnik — Bohemian-Style Pilsener, poured.

Beatnik

Bohemian-Style Pilsener

Batch №10 — Tapped 2022-Jul

4.7% ABV0 days on tap
Limeys Choice — Special Bitter, poured.

Limeys Choice

Special Bitter

Batch №9 — Tapped 2021-Dec

4.1% ABV69 days on tap
Freshman — Wet Hopped American Pale Ale, poured.

Freshman

Wet Hopped American Pale Ale

Batch №7 — Tapped 2021-Oct

5.8% ABV70 days on tap
Dirndl Dropper — Märzen, poured.

Dirndl Dropper

Märzen

Batch №6 — Tapped 2021-Nov

6.2% ABV140 days on tap
Cowboys & Injuns — American Pale Ale, poured.

Cowboys & Injuns

American Pale Ale

Batch №5 — Tapped 2021-Jul

5.5% ABV152 days on tap
Maybe Next Time — Apricot American Wheat Beer, poured.

Maybe Next Time

Apricot American Wheat Beer

Batch №4 — Tapped 2021-Dec

4.2% ABV0 days on tap
Zeus Robed in Cashmere — American Pale Ale, poured.

Zeus Robed in Cashmere

American Pale Ale

Batch №3 — Tapped 2021-Jun

5.1% ABV189 days on tap
Silver Linings — American Porter, poured.

Silver Linings

American Porter

Batch №2 — Tapped 2021-Jun

5.4% ABV197 days on tap
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